RA-ONE.......................just for fun

1)   Govt of India just announced Rs 50,000 relief to all those who watched RA-ONE... Rs.25,000 for those who left before interval!!! 

2) Breaking News...! Crocin, Disprin, Combiflam, Adol Panadol, Diclomol and all Headache Tablets Stock over after RA-ONE's release!!! 

3) Salman to SRK after watching Ra-One,"Mujh par ek ehsaan karna, dubara aisi movie mat banana"!! 

4) Rahul Gandhi to meet affected people after seeing Ra-One!! 

5) Even Ra.mu doesn't wanna waste time by watching Ra-one...!

6) Ra-One gives more pain than a wife - HARD TO BELIVE BUT TRUE!!

7) Get RA-ONE under Lokpal bill...! Put people behind bars who made such movie!!

8) 100 people committed mass suicide after watching Ra-one!

9) Santa: SRK has launched a scheme...all audience get ticket of Ra-one for free! and he claims it will break all box office records!!
Banta: Saale!! How will the film do business??
Santa: Yaarrr....Oh they are charging people who try to exit!!

10) Digvijay Singh- RSS hand behind Ra-One's release... 

11) Abhishek Bachchan- 'Ravan was better than Ra-one!....Seriously!'...

12) Santa: I need Poison..
Chemist: I cant sell without prescription.
Santa shows his used Ra-one tickets...
Chemist: bus kar pagle, rulayega kya...badi bottle du ya chhoti.....

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